UK Prime Minister Saved From Drowning

One day Theresa May was out walking and accidentally stumbled and fell from a river bank into a very cold river. Three boys, playing along the river, saw the accident. Without a second thought, they jumped in the water and dragged the wet Prime Minister out of the river.
After cleaning up she said, “Boys, you saved the Prime Minister of Great Britain and Northern Ireland today. You deserve a reward. You name it, I’ll give it to you.”

The first boy said, “Please, I’d like a ticket to Disneyland!”

“I’ll personally hand it to you,” said Mrs May.

“I’d like a pair of the latest Nike trainers,” the second boy said.

“I’ll buy them myself and give them to you,” said the grateful Mrs May

“And I’d like a wheelchair with a stereo in it,” said the third boy.

“I’ll personally … wait a minute you’re not handicapped!”

“No — but I will be when my dad finds out I saved you from drowning.”