The Very Special Parrot!
A man walked into a pet shop looking for a new pet for his wife for Christmas.
So he asked the salesman for some assistance. The shop assistant brought the man to a parrot in the back.
“Now this is the perfect pet for your wife, Chet is a very special animal,” the salesman said.
“What makes him so special?” the man asked.
“He sings Christmas carols” replied the assistant.
The salesman took a lighter from his pocket and held it under Chet’s right foot, and Chet started to sing “Jingle bells, jingle bells..” and then the salesman held the lighter under his left foot and Chet started to sing “Deck the halls…”
So the man asked, “What happens if you hold the lighter between his feet?”
“Well, I don’t know” answered the salesman.
So he holds the lighter between the parrot’s legs and instantly Chet began to sing…
“Chet’s nuts roasting on an open fire…”
(I know but its very groan-worthy)