The Husband And The Tramp

A tramp asked a man for £2.

The man said, “Will you spend it on alcohol?”

The tramp replied “No”

“Will you spend it gambling?”

“No” replied the tramp,.

The man stood and thought for a while. He said, “Tell you what I’ll give you £10 if you come home with me and show my wife what happens to a man who doesn’t drink or gamble.”