The Devil in church

Garry Desmond

One Sunday mornign right in the middle of the vicars sermon the devil appears right in the middle of the altar, immediately the congregation run screaming from the church except one man who remains seated.

The devil approaches him and says “Don’t you know who I am?” The man replies “Yes you are the Devil” the devil asks him “Aren’t you scared of me?” The man replies “Don’t make me laugh, I’m not scared of you, I have been married to your bloody sister for 30 years!”