Labour Puppies

Dianne Abbot was on her way somewhere when he came across a little boy selling puppies. She stops and asks the boy “What kind of puppies are they?”

The boy replies, “They’re Labour puppies, Mrs.” With this she smiles and walks off.

Later on that day she mentions to Jeremy Corbyn about the boy and his puppies.

The next day Jeremy passed the same boy and his puppies. He stops and asks the boy, “What kind of puppies are they?” The boy replies, “They’re Conservative puppies, Sir.”

“Conservative puppies?” Jeremy asked. “Last week you told my friend they were Labour puppies.” The boy replied, “I know, Sir. But since then they opened their eyes.”