‘Can I have some Irish Sausages, please?’ asked the Irishman, walking up to the counter.
The assistant looked at him and asked: ‘Are you Irish?’
‘If I had asked you for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?’ demanded the Irishman indignantly.’Or, if I asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?’Then, warming to his theme, he went on ‘Or if I asked you for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?”Or, if I asked you for a taco, would you ask me if I was Mexican?
The assistant said: ‘Well, no.’
‘And if I asked you for frogs legs, would you ask me if I was French? What about Danish Bacon, would you ask me if I was Danish?’
‘Well no, I probably wouldn’t’ conceded the assistant.
The Irishman says: ‘Well, all right then, why did you ask me if I’m Irish just because I asked for Irish sausages?’
The assistant replied: ‘Because you’re in Homebase’
Submitted By: Holly McHugh