In your coffin
Three friends die in a car crash, and they go to heaven where they meet saint peter.
They are all asked, “When you are in your coffin and friends and family are mourning you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first man says, “I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man.”
The second man says, “I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow.”
The last man replies, “I would like to hear them say, “Look! He’s moving!”