French Knickers

A city girl married a simple country boy, and after a very long wedding day they retired to a beautiful honeymoon suite in a top hotel. To make the night memorable for him she has really gone to town on her sexy clothes.

She walked out of the bathroom in a see through number, she then removed it to reveal a sexy black bra, black suspenders and stockings and crotchless knickers. Running her finger slowly up her private parts she said “hey big boy, fancy some of this?”

He replied “I don’t think so look at what it’s done to your bloody knickers!”

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