Deep Sea Diving

Paddy and Mick go deep sea diving. After getting their diving gear on they are sat on the side of the boat ready to dive when Paddy says “Mick Oi Know we do dis all de toime but why when we fall off de boat do we have to fall off backwards?”

Mick replied.

“Are you really that thick Paddy? If we fell off forwards we would still be in da boat!”