A Pill To Make You Fly
An English man was on Holiday in New York. He went into a bar on the top of a 40 story building as he had never been in a skyscraper bar before. He saw another man take a pill, take a drink, walk to the window and jump out. He flew around for a minute and zipped back into the bar.
As the amazed newcomer watched, the man repeated this twice more.
Finally, the man asked if he could have a pill. The flier said it was his last one. The Englishman offered five hundred pounds to buy it to no avail.
“Ok then £1000 that’s all I have on me”
The flier reluctantly gave in, took the cash, surrendered the pill, and turned back to the bar.
The man took the pill, took a drink, went to the window, and jumped out only to fall to his death.
The barman walked over to the flier wiping a glass and said:
“You really are a twat when you’ve had a beer Superman.”