3 Whiskeys Please

Garry Desmond

Every year on new years eve Paddy goes to his local pub and orders 3 whiskeys and asks the barman to line them up for him. Once on the bar, he quickly downs the three whiskeys and leaves. After about three years of this happening the landlord asks him why he does it as he never comes in for the rest of the year.

Paddy says: “Tis simple my two brothers live in Australia and every year we all do the same to drink in the new year”

The following New Years Eve Paddy goes into the pub and asks for just two whiskeys and drinks them as normal.

the barman says: “Aww I am sorry Paddy did one of your brothers die?”

Paddy replies: “Not at all  I just gave up drinking”